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No alignment.
No strategy.
Probably built in a frenzy, right before launch,
by someone yelling “we’ll fix it later.”

This is what happens when you scale chaos.

You thought you clicked on something real.
But this page? It's all tactics, no backbone.

Just like that campaign your last CMO swore would convert.

Don’t worry. I build better systems than this.

Still lost?

Email me. If it’s a marketing emergency, I’ll bring the fire extinguisher and a diagnostic.

P.S. You made it to the bottom. You’re my kind of founder. Here’s your reward: A tiny rant about scaling without structure. Spoiler: It ends in fire.